JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is in love.
Jesus is Truth
Jesus is love.
Jesus is Always with me
Jesus is My Rock
Jesus is sus
Jesus is smelling my farts.
Jesus is AWESOME
Jesus is Inferior to Chtulu
Jesus is young
Jesus is Coming
Jesus is My Life and My Everything
Jesus is my mexican gardener
Jesus is part of the new world order
Jesus is a mythical creature
Jesus is a mammalian reptiloid
Jesus is SUPER MADE UP
Jesus is Monica
Jesus is Our almighty lord and savior
Jesus is closer than a brother
Jesus is NOT AN ACCUSER
Jesus is the way the truth the life
Jesus is My constant source of stability
Jesus is Taking a selfie with your Mom