JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is The first troll
Jesus is Dead
Jesus is A conservative’s worst nightmare
Jesus is More forgiving than you!
Jesus is Going to be ashamed of his folowers if he comes back
Jesus is Not able to drive, so don’t tell him to take the wheel
Jesus is All in your head
Jesus is A peace-loving socialist hippie
Jesus is The reason I’m a communist
Jesus is Basically Santa
Jesus is What everyone should strive to become
Jesus is Supposed tobe your goal in life, so do as he did
Jesus is The first hippie
Jesus is Not real
Jesus is Himself
Jesus is A storybook character
Jesus is My neighbor’s gardener
Jesus is Voting for Bernie Sanders in 2016
Jesus is Forgiving, unlike his followers
Jesus is Against capitalism and the death penalty
Jesus is Not a hateful moron like you
Jesus is The first hippie
Jesus is Satan.
Jesus is Loving, unlike his followers