JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is God!
Jesus is behind the making of Gorillaz
Jesus is something I get in trouble for not believing in
Jesus is the ONLY reason I am still alive
Jesus is REAL
Jesus is my best friend.
Jesus is Coming back soon
Jesus is Susej spelled backwards
Jesus is LOVE
Jesus is LOVE
Jesus is non existent. If you believe in him you are an idiot and ignorant
Jesus is boring..ok..  just stop saying he’s awesome
Jesus is disgusting. Einstein is Awesome.
Jesus is made in China, too.
Jesus is saying: he’d rather live in the 21st century then in heaven
Jesus is capable of flying
Jesus is causing me bad luck today
Jesus is stupid. He thinks the universe is only 6000 years old.
Jesus is a better author than Stephenie Meyer
Jesus is not the answer of all my questions. Google is!!
Jesus is the guy that still thinks earth is flat
Jesus is not the one that discovered reletivity
Jesus is secular
Jesus is a wrecking ball. He never hit so hard in love ...