JESUS IS ___.

Jesus is a myth
Jesus is made up to make you think someone loves you
Jesus is a zombie
Jesus is lost on his way back to earth
Jesus is staring at you right now!
Jesus is an arrogant lunatic
Jesus is the reason my fiancee used to leave me
Jesus is made up to screw over gullible people
Jesus is anything you make him, he’s just in your head
Jesus is the one that does the dishes
Jesus is judgemental
Jesus is a pacifist
Jesus is going to make you eat a bowl of eggs
Jesus is 12 what is this?
Jesus is not a very good super hero
Jesus is My Hero
Jesus is sexy
Jesus is not an excuse you have to use to help others
Jesus is A mexican candle model
Jesus is seperating church, state, and business, to protect the intrests of the people
Jesus is a Roman fabrication
Jesus is Making college free like germany and many other countries have
Jesus is The only non greedy jew in recorded history
Jesus is hope for some, despair for others